mother is mothering (retired): TTPD COMES OUT IN 1 DAY PLS READ - NEWSLETTER TO RECAP ALL THE LITERAL CHAOS THAT HAS GOING ON, PLS EXCUSE THE ALL CAPS - IF I DIE WHICH I WILL FROM HAPPINESS BURY ME

please read this intro it's kinda important

so i haven't been updating u guys and im soooo sorry so this will have all the info u need (SO MUCH IS HAPPENING) i just wanted to say that i've been feeling really stressed recently bc of all this! i love being a swiftie and i love taylor and this isnt really anyones fault except for mine since i havent been updating and now ttpd is coming out at like 9 pm for my time and i need to write all this down super quick and i love u guys thank u for supporting me even tho i havent updated THERE IS SO MUCH TO UPDATE ABT AAA

edit: omg guys IM LTIERALLY LOSING MY MIND SCREAMING THE HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN THERE WAS A MV PROMO AND OH MY GOD LOSING IT SOMEONE I NEED HELP CALL 911

new swiping thing on taylor's insta acc + ttpd countdown

(not my pic)

apparently u can swipe and there's also like a countdown! theres so many countdowns now like on her insta, spotify, her website, etc etc

cruel summer finally getting the attention it deserves <3333

cruel summer has more than 2 billion streams on spotify now

happy bday to sadie sink! a wonderful person + friend of taylor's

quick shoutout to our girl sadie 🤍🤍🤍🤍 if u dont know her, i rec u look her up! shes an actress

QR code spotted on a big building in chicago??

a QR code was on this huge building located in chicago and the code links to a youtube short w "error 321" on it THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT bc at the grammys when she announced ttpd, her website was down with the same error: error 321 and the whole red herring thing and how error 321 like rep tv and error 321 was backfield and she was tricking us or something

alexa having an actual taylor message from the queen herself!

i don't have the voice recording but it's just taylor's amazing voice saying that ttpd is coming out on april 19!!! EEEE IM SO EXCITED

SPOTIFY TTPD LIBRARY?? FULL RECAP OF EVERYTHING INSIDE AND WHAT IT MEANS

so in honor of ttpd coming out, sptoify made a whole little library pop up thing and of course there had to be like MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of easter eggs so i will go thru each and every one of them - please read for full info!

(not my whisper, it is udichi_13's on pinterest)

in apple music, they were releasing a word a day and one of them was from clean tv which has the lyric "the flowers that we'd grown together died of thirst". there is dead flowers hanging out of drawers in the spotify library!

there is the look what u made me do mv case that she was swinging in, dead CORNELIA roses, the albatorss books is upside down - so long london book is upside down, and the non-song books are destoryed

some swiftie math (not my math): 72 drawers = 72 months = 6 years = 6 open drawers (until ppl started opening more doors, but originally there was 6) = 2190 which is from the song glitch!! in the open drawers there is invitations, lace, and DEAD/dried up flowers. the dried up and/or dead flowers could me a metaphor for like jover and how their relationship is over blah blah died of thrist yk

cute little bookmark (very ttpd aesthetic) thing for every track!!

lace & dried flowers, as i mentioned before. there is 6 open boxes which i explained in the swiftie math. there is florida pinned on the globe which is the song florida!!! ft. florence + the machine and the clock shows ✌️ o' clock!!!

therees so tambourines, and her birthday on a friday which could be a release date (not me freaking out cuz i have one of those date things in my house lol)

there is going to be a board meeting for the tortured poets department. i love how taylor nation themselves reconized us swifties joking around abt having a dictionary to understand taylors songs <333 taylor nation is the best!

there are dried lavenders (more dried flowers like for clean), all books are plain white except for one book that reads "SAINT". THEN THERES THE PEACE SIGN / TWO SIGN AGAIN TAYLOR DO U WANT ME TO DIE OR WHAT???

then the i can do it with a broken heart book has scratches and scribbles and stuff...idk why

new lyrics: even statues crumble if they're made to wait

*taylor rlly proved herself a poet)

then therees a mailbox for the word of the day "POST" probably symbolizing POST malone.

then theres some wisterias (the lakes) and carnations (you had thought were roses, that's how- maroon)

then theres like this smallish puzzle jar with lines and a few letters

apparently this statue right here is called diana of ephesus. she is a goddess of childbirth, fertility, and the moon. apparently her OG statue crumbled while she was being shipped to LONDON around the 6th century due to "years of neglect" this is symbolizing the lyrics of statues crumbling if theyre made to wait

a little mermaid statue which is relating to but daddy i love him which ariel said in the movie a little mermaid (speaking of the little mermaid, go watch the new live action one its so fun)

theres also a story of us video notebook (whatever that is)

stephen colbert

so taylor (apparently) did an interview with stephen colbert april 13 in 2021. there she was talking abt a restraunt called scoozi. the restraunt is now closed and is only an 18 minute walk from the QR code building thing in chicago

the block next the restraunt burned down on april 15 1989

soooo is taylor a mastermind or no

ok guys i am really running out of time so im just gonna put pics i hope u will understand